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Egotistical Bastards United!

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Hey all, this wiki is built for humor purposes, and is not to be taken seriously. For people with inflated egos :) If you want to be the best at everything/anything, want to be number 1 all the time, or think your good looking; this is the wiki for you!

>I have a messed up sense of humor, but have fun -[Dil*]<<

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Members

1.[Dil*]-owner, I own you all!
2.[spiritee]-I rock and I know it so you don't have to tell me, XD!
3. [Kaimee] pfft, I am infinetely better than you all...
4. [Pyra] Hell....I belong here....hahaha!!
5. [akira] I'm too sexy for my hat
6. [Doormat] Too sexy for this shirt...
7. [sonna cool na kimi wa plastic] I so dont have to explain why im in here, because I never explain myself to people under me... for example all the inhabitants of this earth..
8. [Veltzeh] I am GOD. Nothing less, but maybe more. And the Ruler of the Universe!
9. [sophomoric] If I really have to explain why I'm in here, you are either stupid or you aren't paying attention... Let's just pray it isn't both.
10.[Acomplished Exile] My opinon is a fucking fact! All fo 'em!
11. [The Scarlet Pumpernickle] I am the god of sarcasm and If you are one of the morons who will argue that fact I will chew you up and spit you out!
12. [kay-chan] To those who laugh and say I'm NOT egotistical: Oh, Ye of little faith and less sexiness than I!
13. (Empty) (Yngwie Malmsteen - "Eric Clapton? NKever heard of him.")
14. [material princess]- Modest people aren't really modest they just don't have as much to brag about. No not really but I get called a brat all the time so here I am.
15.[Falx]- People think I'm self-centered. But, hey, it's not like it's my fault that the world revolves around me.
16.[og_ghost] Good luck. you're gonna need it.
17. [Pale-Suzie] i don't need to explain why i am here, just be thankful that i am.
18. [apokryph] Vanity is my Middle Name
19. [Eli-kun] I was BORN with a big head... It was a difficult birth.
20. [Typical Cracka Behavior] I am quite literally GOD himself. I am a virtual master of any craft, (art,) that I pick up, and I have a totalitarian presence in a room. I also have the mean stare of an enraged bull.
21. [the squeegee] Now really people, I'm so cute I give cavities to all who look at me.
22. [SilverBlue82] Only cause im just so sexy lol
23. [Shiorysm] beware of me
24. [ceridwen] Well, I was told to join, for I have an ongoing love affair with myself. So, yeah. Bragging comes later.
25. [Crow T. Robot] Everyone's stupid except me...
26. [Akayume] Im the only wierd person at school
27. [Stephen] Fits me perfectly.
28. (but really number 1) [Cliché] Come on, you know I rock. And I'm brilliant, and you love me.
29. [xaio] Arrogant, Selfish, Cruel, Bastard GM From Hell. And proud. Master of Moron Management (execution). "You obviously do not know just who you are fucking with!"

>>There are no requirements to becoming a member, but it's advised that you have something to brag about...or these bastards will chew you up, and spit out your tattered remains...And remember to have a nice day :)<<

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Ego Theme Song

I’m a psychopathic, egotistic, psycho-bitch,
I’m a no-good, smug ass, lamer itch,
He’s a goddamn, persistent, relentless ass,
We’re the ego-crazed morons, a convulsing mass.
A manipulative, asteriated, suspicious group,
In a semi-retarded, over larded, far-out troupe,
Ranting about it, how we look it, self-centered ‘tard
Beating others, and their mothers, got all the cards.
We’re the over ambitious, golden delicious, “too-good” freaks,
Climbing over, smashing rover, the owning peaks,
Striving, driving, over-diving, just to be the best,
Sniveling, gibbering, what to bring you suck-up pest,
We own joo, pwn too, ‘cause we’re 'leet
And we’ll be suicidal, a loser idol, if we get beat.

-[Doormat] Heh, a poem for the occasion. Don't start crying because of the swearing....I deemed it necessary for the occasion. Also the slang I shall translate for those living under rocks for most their lives (with cave-cable): own/pwn: verb: to be superior to one of your fellow humans, joo: noun, you, and 'leet: verb: elite, superior, super, uber, ultra.

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Bragging Box

>Yep, this is where you brag, you bastards lol..about your elftown achievements, irl achievements and ect...make sure you leave your filthy name!<<<

[Kaimee] - and hell, while we're on Elftown I might just mention that I'm one of the guards and a member of the elftown council. I rule you all ^^

[Kaimee] -I am better than everyone. I do not need to explain this, or support it with evidence. All arguements to this fact will be pitied by me, as there is no possible way i could be wrong :)

[Veltzeh]
I've had 7 Mod's Choices in my Elfwood galleries! Am I good or what? I co-run an RPG in Elftown and delete filthy comments from a wikipage. I have a page for all my stuff: Veltzeh. I was the best student through grades 1 to 7, and then jumped over a grade, and I was still among the best, thought not the best. I came second in an art contest for kids and won my county's math competition. I passed IB high school with good grades and got into a university by just doing the entrance exam. I also have a perfect grasp of both Finnish and English, even though English isn't my native tongue at all (it's my third, in fact). I've collected every single X-Men comic ever published in Finland (perfect collection!). I have my own drawing style and I'm good at coloring and I can also draw comics and write stories. I've read several books (so many I have no way of counting the exact number), mainly veterinarian books and science fiction, plus the obligatory school classics, both in Finnish and English. I'm an Elfwood moderator coordinator (for two years and five months now!), I mod all areas and am at the top ten list of mods who have modded most. I'm good with computers and other technical devices. I have two 8-bit Nintendos, N64, three Gameboy Colors, a GameCube, X-box, two TVs, four VCRs, DVD player, digital TV, two laptops, five functional computers (of which four are in use by the rest of my family), a printer/scanner/copymachine/fax, a tablet, an mp3 player and ADSL. I first drove when I was 12. I know five languages (three enough to say I can communicate with the language).

[Dil*]
I read obscenely fast, about 3 times the normal reading speed at my age. Go visit dilandau's book list to see the many books I've read this year. Even though I have an average IQ (110), I compete with the genius kids. Self-taught genius alright. I read Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix in 2 days. I can draw anime, realism and do digital art in many types of media (dilandau's sketchbook). I own at drawing for my age, few people can stand up to moi (best of the best artists on elftown). I also write poetry, dilandau's poetry, and it's pretty damn good, considering I've only been writing poetry for about a year. I do well in school and excel in almost anything I try in *points to the plaque on the wall for this year*, 86% and higher average plaque thingy. Oh ya, i have my own fanclub dilandau fan club. Got on daily poem 3 times now. Got the first poem I have ever written published in a book called "In a quiet Forest". I am a jack of all trades :) (art, sciences, maths, philosophy, poetry, english literature). Just bow.

[sophomoric] I am the creator of Scott the Goth and I am a fervent writer of poetry, prose and stories. I have received two mod's choice awards in my elfwood library. Go to Sophomoric Lyrics and Poetry and Prose to read.

[The Scarlet Pumpernickle] I passed my grade six voice exam with honours, I play guitar and piano and am curently writing a song, I can imitate marvin martin and kermit the frog, I draw and people can acctually tell if a person is male or female, I got the graphics award in school last year and I can read at a amayzing rate, I got straight A's in school last year and I've read the whole "Lord of the rings" trilogy in three days! I belong here!

[Doormat] I've read every Harry Potter book at least 5+ times. I got 99% and a Science Award in Science 9 through clever manipulation and skillful intellegence, got 5 A's 2 B's for grade 9 final, 8 A's 1 B for grade 7, I write lots of poetry (34+ different poems including the the ego theme song), got a 3 daily poems, and i'm an awesome hockey goalie; catching a top corner slapshot at 3 meters ;D. I also play the French Horn in Bb, one of the hardest instruments to learn and play out of all the instruments and apart from my 3 daily poems, I've had one published.

[kay-chan] I'm a book/knowledge fiend and evil in the fact that I speed read far too often. I tried out for can-can team and made it (over someone who's been dancing since she was three), and am a manager for the Speech and Debate team. I know I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy. Okay, um, straight A's, blah blah, IQ: 164 etc. etc... Really, I feel I'm wasting my time outlining my perfection. Just... bathe in it. I'm posing, in case you didn't know. *pose*

[spiritee]: now, where do i start off...right, FIRST of all, i happened to have started the trend with all the art contests and rp wikis. i must admit that i was not the first to make them. nevertheless, after i made of some of each, they had spread like diseases. in addition, i have my own adoption agency (spiritee's adoption agency). there were 61 adoptees adopted and counting! -to be continued!-

[Kaimee] ok, real bragging time ;) i am perfect. lol, really ;) hmm, et related things: i took over running the anime guild and from the original 7 members when i otok it over there are now approx 170, changing daily ^_^ i run many many successful contests and i make terribly prettiful badges and banners :) real likfe, im terribly good at art and i topped it at my college last semester :) im awffully intelligent (ha!) and i've had my iq tested and... dadadadummm.... im quite above average. 182 as of 2ish years ago actually, at age 14 1/2. no one come and now go 'well, ee, my iqs 1Z92 because then i'd just feel silly... :( hehe um....?! what else? im an awfully good cook :) ooh and someone offered me a hair modelling job yesterday, im a redhead and my hair is oh so prettiful. *yawn* ill wrote more obnoxious stuff later...

[akira] I'm so hot other Elftowners hit on me without even knowing my gender. But seriously, I managed a 97% in French last year and got a B in English even without doing the two big essays... I can write better than everyone I know and draw better than most of them... I know more Japanese and Russian than you do... I can come up with obscure and often disturbing facts at the drop of a hat... I draw manga, and it's not too shabby... all that and good looks, too.

[Falx]
I'm not one of those people who needs to put up a "What do you think of me?" or "Am I hott?" poll in my house. I already know I look good. I've got a 130 IQ and I've solved Einstein's logic puzzle (you know, the one that only 2% of the world's population will be able to solve). I first drove a car when I was five. I have my own comic, 2 signed posters from Matt and Ian of www.machall.com fame, and both volumes of Megatokyo signed by Fred Gallagher. I make my own cosplay costumes. No prefab crap for me. I started ET's first tarot reading page, tarot readings and helped [itoe] construct rune readings. I also have more patience than anyone, because I teach Elementary School. I have had at one point had a Nintendo, Super NES, Nintendo 64, Game Cube, PS2, Sega Genesis, a Sega Saturn, and a PC hooked up in the same room and all functioning. I got my first karate belt after only 3 days of class. Plus, I have my own band, M4d 5ki11z and ! 4|\/| 4 1337 (|-|!><><0|2. And I can use the word "monkey" as any part of speech. Boo-yah!

[Pyra]
Admit it. The sweet, perfect, pretty girl look is all me. No one has bigger, prettier, or more perfect eyes than I do. My eyelashes are twice as thick, and twice as long as most peoples (Yes, a cosemetoligist acually wanted me to model my eyes). Not to mention my all too rosey cheeks. I've barely ever studied a day in my life, and yet my class average remains untouched. Back to the beautiful thing. I get messages at least once a week saying "Wow, you're hot, wanna chat?" or something that some sniving piece of shit will write. But can you blame them? I'm adorable! I have a beautiful voice, and yet I've never had training of any sort. Well....there's my addition to this ego-tystical wiki!

[Eli-kun]
Ho, where to begin? Hm... I'm relatively smart (although I don't apply myself/turn in homework, so let's leave grades well enough alone...). I've been told (quoted) that I am "too f-ing perfect" by my friends, who hate me and abuse me regularly for it. I was asked out on a date, this year alone, by eighteen people (the increase has only lessened a little since a girlfriend got me). I find school to be mindless and repetitive, and ace all my tests without even studying, so my teachers hate me when I get B's for not turning in anything. Lovely.

[Typical Cracka Behavior] My word is final. When I say something, it must be heard, and it must be believed, because I am a reincarnation of every creating, omnipotent god ever thought of. I am a master at many styles and many mediums in art, and I am still only in high school. If you want a sample of my truely masterful work, you could become my friend, and I might trust sending a scan of one to you. Otherwise, all of you lesser beings will just have to live off of my copyrighted work on Deviant Art. http://www.iamnotbozz.deviantart.com/

[the squeegee]
I am the girl in the short skirt and the long jacket that everyone wants. But, oh woe are all of you who are beneathe me. At least I'm nice enough to respond to the many "you're cute" messages I recieve weekly. Meh. Well continuing on with me, I have successfully been in everyone of my school's plays. I've always been on honor role and am currently passing my Calculus class. Why not with an "A" you may ask, well I believe homework is below me, so there. I have plenty of poems written and many people who have told me that they would buy a book of them if I made one. That's on my list of things to make me greater list. I've also had three of my poems published. I'm first chair flutist in my school's top band, the pianist for the Varsity Jazz band and a wonderful singer in the Chamber choir. The only thing i've had lessons for is the piano, wonderful, i know. If any of you below me wish to bask in the glow of my superior work you can visit my wiki, A Piece of My Heart or my deviantart page http://www.the-squeegee.deviantart.com/

[RAGE!!!] I got the lead in my school musical, i got the lead in my school muuuusssiiiicccsaaalllll!!!!!!!lalalalaaaaaa!!!!I'm done now!:D

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Rules

1.You may insult eachother, but don't get too personal.
2.You may get insulted, but don't take it too personally.
3.Don't hold grudges outside this wiki
4.Keep bragging of a minumun in the comments box...that's what the bragging box is for, and we can only take so much before vomiting :P
5.Put a link or a banner in your house!

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Quotes:

"What is an egotist without a healthy dose of arrogance?" -[Zauberin]

"'Egotistical'? Yes, I'm that too-although not in quite so many words." -[kay-chan], on a survey quite a few years ago.

"I may not be perfect, but I'm the closest thing to it." -[Dil*] (i heard that somewhere..i find it funny)

"If nobody is perfect, and i'm a nobody, does that make me perfect?" ([Doormat]-Anomynous)

"It's not that I think I'm better than you. I just am better than you." [Falx]

Adding this one because I think it fits. Egotists are some of the best BSers I know.
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit." ([Falx] quote from my dad)

"It's funny 'cause you try." [og_ghost]
"If I had a nickel for every dime I have, I'd STILL be rolling in money." [og_ghost]
"Power is attracted to me like Bill Gates in the Red Light District." [og_ghost]

"I serve my ego and my ego serves me; to greatness!" -[Dil*]

"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say, "YES!" -Egon Spengler

"I do not do DRUGS, I am drugs"-Salvador Dali

"I don't attack people on their beliefs...I challenge them." -[Doormat]

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2004-09-06 [Dil*]: there's a bragging box up there.

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: Yep, there's where I just bragged. ;-) Hm, should I have removed the note?

2004-09-06 [Dil*]: no, leave the note, and i hate you and everything about you now.

2004-09-06 [Dil*]:

5 mods choices?!

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: Yep. Go hunt for them in my gallery... of course, one of them was in my FQ, one in my ex-Loth, two in my ex-Zone and one in the current gallery... but they're still all there!

2004-09-06 [Dil*]: yes, i've been in there before..i've got a gallery too, but i would kill many people to get one mods choice.

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: I'd brag a lot about me actually being an Elfwood moderator, but most of that stuff is secret, so I'd better not... XD

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: I shall go and poke your gallery!

2004-09-06 [Dil*]: oh well, i should brag in the bragging box now.

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: I only have two *sighs*

2004-09-06 [Dil*]: 2 what?

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: Mod's choice. I got them for the first two chapters of a story I started writing... but it ended up getting lost in the bowels of my old computer.

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: Darn you. I haven't had a story of mine highlighted yet...

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: I even changed the character's name... lol

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: By the way, [Dil*], I commented on your page... har. X-)

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: And I shall brag about my real life as soon as I'm done watching a TV show!

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: I shall brag about my real life as soon as I do something worth bragging about. lol

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: I are a genius.

2004-09-06 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: ha join the club my IQ is over 151

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: I are still a genius. It also depends on the scale by which your test is measured... etc...

2004-09-06 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: uh huh That's why you said "I are a genius" instead of 'I am a genius"

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: Of course, I prefer to use improper grammar. That's one of the most blatantly obvious errors that exists, fool.

2004-09-06 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: Ahaahahah I love it ;p

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: Of course. lol... I'm actually a grammar nazist... I are is just irresistably tempting to one such as myself... It's hovering right alongside the concept of using logical statements with illogic to confuse and paralyze your enemies before consuming their precious brain fluids.

2004-09-06 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: oooooooooooooooooooooo they have brains?!

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: Just because they have them doesn't mean they use em :P

2004-09-06 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: ahahhahah well more for me ;p

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: Of course! lol

2004-09-06 [The Scarlet Pumpernickle]: hee hee

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: Hmm... I still need to conquer a country... maybe Norway...

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: Hah, I added a long bit! XD

2004-09-06 [Dil*]: World Domination!! lol

2004-09-06 [Dil*]: awww..my IQ is just 110, but i still manage to kickass! lol

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: I did a some sort of IQ test when I was 13... it was on the internet and in English (I wasn't that good at English then), but I still got 138. X-)

2004-09-06 [sophomoric]: lol... You have to take a real one to have it count... lol... but the net ones seem fairly accurate sometimes... All I know is that I continuously went off the scale of the charts they showed me. lol

2004-09-06 [Veltzeh]: Heh... I think the one I did was rather good, it was done on a school psychology class, and the teacher had tried to search for a good one. I know it doesn't count though, and I was pretty young when I did it, thus I didn't write it up there! XD

2004-09-06 [spiritee]: wowowow!!! so many members!!

2004-09-06 [Dil*]: ya, cause i'm immensely popular :P

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: kinda threw together a banner, alot of you guys are artists..make banners!!

2004-09-07 [Windstar]: You know, Dilandau, I read order of the phoenix in ten hours. The fourth book only took me six.

2004-09-07 [spiritee]: ouch!

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: ya..but i was reading most of that book in the car..i had to stop due to motion sickness :P

2004-09-07 [spiritee]: *whispers* excused ^^ lol dont remember how long it took meee

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: ..hehe..

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: me and [Doormat] do book trivia's on eachother..it's disgusting how much we know..but i must admit [Doormat] is better at remembering, but he read all the harry potter book like 5 times, bastard. i read order of phoenix twice, goblet 3times, prisoner of azkabam 6times..chamber of secrets 5, first book 4

2004-09-07 [spiritee]: <---impossibly horrible memory. don't remember how many times i read those and i do SOOO bad on trivias. still dont know my teachers name either...

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: ahh lol >.<

2004-09-07 [spiritee]: nor do i remember my dad's birthday, my brother's birthday...my cat's...anything before eight grade....it's quite interesting, and i'm proud of it XD

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: lol.

2004-09-07 [Zauberin]: aww neat banner, and you put up my quote!! hehehe good times :)

2004-09-07 [Aristotle]: Hehe, got to love [Veltzeh]'s bragging. "I've read several books" Wow! :P

2004-09-07 [Veltzeh]: Well, another one would be "I've read so many books I have no way of counting how many I've read!" Maybe I should change that. XD

2004-09-07 [Veltzeh]: Heh, I just keep adding more the minute I remember stuff.

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: ya i know >.<

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: It's amazing how fast you lose dignity when trying to brag in the bragging box and have grammar and spelling mistakes all over.

2004-09-07 [Doormat]: Well, for some people it's hard to lose dignity when they have none ;P

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: *nods* yep, we have the smart genes..dear brother.

2004-09-07 [Doormat]: Hey....except when you said "I need food to eat"

2004-09-07 [Dil*]: hey man...no cheap shots >.<

2004-09-07 [cheesecake]: So, true.

2004-09-08 [Arctik]: I'd join this wiki if I wasn't such a damned egotistical bastard.

2004-09-08 [Dil*]: um...?

2004-09-08 [Arctik]: Well, I'm clearly far too good for all of you.

2004-09-08 [Dil*]: I'm suuure.

2004-09-08 [Doormat]: ..........bastard

2004-09-08 [Dil*]: exxactly.

2004-09-08 [Kaimee]: i need to point out that i belong at the top of the bragging box.

2004-09-08 [Doormat]: hmmm but my poem clearly stands supreme to that ;D

2004-09-08 [Dil*]: As egotistical as you bastards are, DO NOT shift things around the page to make yourself go to the top, i'll let you go this time though, [Kaimee]

2004-09-08 [Veltzeh]: Darn you [Kaimee]. I was the first one to dare to brag, I should be at the top.

2004-09-08 [Kaimee]: yes but im better ;) thankyou dil! ill be good from now on.... >.>

2004-09-10 [Dil*]: oi [Veltzeh]..i drew something non-animish..in my house :P

2004-09-10 [Veltzeh]: Yay! It still does look quite a lot like anime though... Maybe only to my eyes. You never know. X-)

2004-09-10 [Dil*]: well, that's what you get :P

2004-09-10 [Veltzeh]: Ever tried American comic style? I think you could do rather well with it... ;-)

2004-09-10 [Dil*]: ...ummm, no, but why do you think i draw in anime style..cause' i like it more :P

2004-09-11 [Dil*]: I know most of you are artists, make badges and banners please :)

2004-09-11 [Kaimee]: oh, i wouldnt know how!

2004-09-11 [Veltzeh]: I just never really liked the idea of banners... Don't know, it's probably just me.

2004-09-11 [Dil*]: *hits head on keyboard*

2004-09-11 [Doormat]: n1

2004-09-12 [Kaimee]: hahaah. im trying to think of what to put on an egotistical bastards banner.... heehhe...

2004-09-12 [Dil*]: ..okay, at least you're trying.

2004-09-12 [Kaimee]: i made one... but it sucks. the writing is absolute crap, im awfully sorry >.<;; ill upload it... possibly fix it later >.> anywho, its got scary teeth ^___________^

2004-09-12 [Kaimee]: its gone all fuzzy too o .o;

2004-09-12 [Dil*]: okay..umm, it's a bit hard to read though..i like the idea..tis' very cute ^__^

2004-09-12 [Kaimee]: i knowwww. grr. ill fix it. thats funny tho, et doesnt normally blur things for me :/

2004-09-12 [Dil*]: hey...you should put up a photo, i never knew you were a redhead!...i get compliments about my hair too, cept' it's like jet black..tried to dye it a dark brown the other day...it did nothing XD

2004-09-12 [Kaimee]: didnt ye? there are photos of me about. therell be one in the crew section of the herald and i cant be bothered fionding the link so wait until that comes out ;)

2004-09-12 [Kaimee]: shite its still going super blurry. ill upload it to my housae see if that makes a diff

2004-09-12 [Kaimee]: iv no idea why its going so incredibly blurry still... but theyre there.. la.

2004-09-12 [Dil*]: heh.

2004-09-12 [Veltzeh]: It's going blurry because it's got bright colors... make it a gif and it'll be better.

2004-09-12 [Kaimee]: oooOOOoooo good idea :)

2004-09-21 [og_ghost]: this page amuses me.

2004-09-21 [Veltzeh]: Yes, doesn't it? XD

2004-09-21 [jenoclone1]: hhhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2004-09-21 [og_ghost]: and hilarity ensues.

2004-09-21 [Dil*]: that's right, this wiki rocks cause i made it :)

2004-09-22 [Falx]: No, it's gonna rock because you made it, and we're all on it! HEh. Gotta love community Egotism

2004-09-22 [Dil*]: damn communist...lol

2004-09-22 [Falx]: Hey, just because I think that everyone on here makes this wiki great (but not as great as I make it) doesn't mean I'm a communist. XP ;D

2004-09-22 [og_ghost]: the very fact you have 1337 in your name completely cancels out that statement.

2004-09-22 [Dil*]: hey man |337 0wnz j00! :P

2004-09-22 [Veltzeh]: Ai vil staat spiikin inlish laik tis tuu! ...Okay, maybe I just should keep my pronunciation away from my typing. XD

2004-09-22 [Dil*]: ..>.<

2004-09-22 [Kaimee]: |337 r0><0rz joo 50><0rz XP

2004-09-22 [Dil*]: ..|-|4|-|4...!

2004-09-22 [Kaimee]: =^__________^=

2004-09-22 [og_ghost]: You say it as if it's difficult for me to read somehow. I am well acquainted with |337, but that doesn't make it any less retarded. ultra-leet is the single stupidest thing the computer community has produced to date. And we've done a lot of stupid shit.

2004-09-22 [Veltzeh]: ...Are there people who DON'T understand |337? O_o (And yes, I fully agree with the retardedness... Can't say more.)

2004-09-22 [og_ghost]: The very term |337 is retarded. It comes from the word elite, which somebody had the bright idea of turning into e-leet. Using the term is therefor a degradation of the word itself, so you are proving that you are a lower class. You try to use it to exclude others and make yourself feel important - that's called compensation, by the way. The problem with that is that is DOESN'T EXCLUDE ANYBODY! But feel free to use |337. I mean, if that's the best you can get, I suppose you should go for it. Because if you can find |337 in any way useful, you need all the help you can get.

2004-09-22 [Dil*]: i think this guy needs to go outside and take a chill pill or something. Besides, it's just something of a joke, it's for humor. Haha, make "make yourself feel important"...this is egotistical bastards, what'd you expect? That wasn't my real intention anyways. If you don't like the attitude here just get out.

2004-09-22 [Falx]: I agree. For goodness sake, I only chose this screen name because I like Megatokyo anyway. So just relax. Here, have a bran muffin.

2004-09-22 [Dil*]: oooo can i have a muffin?? :)

2004-09-23 [Falx]: I have chocolate chip... Would you like a chocolate chip muffin?

2004-09-23 [og_ghost]: While I can see how you could read into what I have written into the comments as "not being able to take a joke", but if you'll observe my participation on the actual page, you know, the part with content and stuff? Yeah, hard to take that seriously.

2004-09-23 [og_ghost]: And no. I would rather not have some e-muffin from some stranger. You just never know what'll be in those things.

2004-09-23 [spiritee]: Indeed. AHHH the stupidity of my peers if driving me over the cliff.

2004-09-24 [Dil*]: lol...

2004-09-24 [og_ghost]: Well, just so long as you're enjoying yourself.

2004-09-25 [Doormat]: |337 Kr3\/\/

2004-09-25 [og_ghost]: bah...

2004-09-25 [Doormat]: lol

2004-09-26 [Pale-Suzie]: oh can i join? somebody ones told me a brag so much that it made that person wanna spew... i guess that would qaulify me. :P

2004-09-26 [Dil*]: add yourself to the list then :)

2004-09-26 [Dil*]: [og_ghost]...now that you've revealed your hatred for |33t, these bastards will use it as much as possible. Well, that's predictable.

2004-09-27 [og_ghost]: hm? Yes. It is rather predictable. What, was I the only one who found it funny?

2004-09-29 [Dil*]: ?

2004-09-29 [Kaimee]: og_ghost... um. you dont seem to have much of a sense of humor do you? Most ppl learn |337 from megatokyo, in megatokyo the ppl using |337 arent meant to be serious, its f...u..n..n..y... capisce? its not meant to be serious, its a joke, its selfmockery for the uber geek. You arent meant to take it seriously...? gah. cant be bothered arguing this. spiriteeeeeeee what colour do i make the skirt on the merchandise thinger? *cries* why is she wearing a skirt in the middle of the forest? *cries some more* gah. thats it. im gonna be doing some serious altering to this whole skirt thing. ie, it will be pants >.> the top layer of the skirt can stay, acause i coloured it already.

2004-09-29 [Kaimee]: (red pants >.> and high pirate type boots ^_^ yay)

2004-09-29 [og_ghost]: I also find it rather amusing how often you respond without too much clue as to what it is that I'm saying. "What, was I the only one who found it funny?" That means that I did find it funny, and none of the rest of you seem to get the joke. Secondly, it wasn't humorous in megatokyo either, but I am well aware of how |337 started.

2004-09-29 [Veltzeh]: Heheh, that's what I thought... it's funny and I was thinking you know that without us retelling it to you. Comical, eh, how the discussion goes to a point like this? XD

2004-09-30 [Kaimee]: i found it humorous in megatokyo ^_^ maybe its just not your thing and such, but meh. i like it :)

2004-09-30 [Dil*]: ya, same.

2004-09-30 [Doormat]: i find it funny in games....like for example: 'My ak-47 pwns joo niggs'....lol wtf?

2004-10-03 [Veltzeh]: Well, well! What do you know! I got a sixth Mod's Choice!

2004-10-03 [Dil*]: *glare*

2004-10-04 [og_ghost]: o noes d00derz!!!!! my megahurtz has be3n sToled!!!!111

2004-10-04 [Dil*]: 4444|-| 7h47 5ux3rz

2004-10-05 [og_ghost]: y u guy do dat?!?!1

2004-10-05 [Dil*]: umm...can we stop the |337 now?

2004-10-06 [Kaimee]: go ahead:P but we should all note how wonderful i was being suhc a niiice person making badges for that contest dil:P

2004-10-06 [Dil*]: [Kaimee] is very giving and nice and deserves our love :P

2004-10-07 [Doormat]: and our rocks too....;D

2004-10-07 [Kaimee]: o.o yes... well... tanku dil:P

2004-10-07 [og_ghost]: Remember: Rocks are a recyclable resource. You know what that means, right? It means that getting stoned has a positive impact on the environment. How cool is that?

2004-10-07 [Dil*]: lol

2004-10-07 [Falx]: Hhehe

2004-10-07 [Doormat]: so is ripping people open with your gutting hook...food for you and the animals :D

2004-10-07 [Dil*]: umm..right.

2004-10-08 [og_ghost]: Do we condone cannibalism here?

2004-10-08 [Dil*]: no.....

2004-10-09 [Falx]: Unless we're cannibalizing clowns, but then they taste funny...

2004-10-12 [og_ghost]: I didn't think it was legal to throw Donner parties these days.

2004-10-12 [Dil*]: LOL.

2004-10-13 [kay-chan]: Nothing's illegal until you get caught.

2004-10-13 [Dil*]: lol..like the rules? 1.You may insult eachother, but don't get too personal. 2.You may get insulted, but don't take it too personally.

2004-10-13 [Doormat]: no idon't...im a rebel without a cause....see that crucified pumpkin? I did that.

2004-10-13 [og_ghost]: but your goal is to be a rebel without a cause. So you do have a cause. The fact that you crucified a pumpkin is proof enough that you have a cause. You cause rebel you. Meanwhile, what isn't illegal until you get caught? As long as we aren't getting caught, it doesn't matter what we call it.

2004-10-13 [Doormat]: cruicfication of of pumpkins isnt illegal

2004-10-14 [kay-chan]: Hm? *doesn't get it* Heh... I love Foxtrot. (Pumpkin pi...)

2004-10-14 [og_ghost]: we'll see about that.

2004-10-28 [Dil*]: whoo the suspense.

2004-10-28 [Eli-kun]: Yeah; the elongated pause, especially...

2004-10-31 [Doormat]: elongated....like the structural integrity of your brain!

2004-11-03 [Eli-kun]: ....

2004-11-03 [Dil*]: ..ouch, that hurt...any retorts??

2004-11-03 [Falx]: You mean as opposed to the pea-sized one of yours, Diablo?

2004-11-03 [Eli-kun]: I don't really wish to lower myself to exchanging insults with some random person that I'm hardly even acquainted with. I'm sorry, but until I learn how much of an idiot you are, I'll refrain from calling you one.

2004-11-03 [Dil*]: nah, it's egotistical bastards...you'd expect bastards to be here ya know ;), don't take it seriously.

2004-11-03 [Falx]: That's why I retort just for the sake of retorting.

2004-11-03 [Eli-kun]: (I'm not, don't worry.) Yes, but I feel I'm too good for retorting... Speaking of the club, I was just called an "egotistical bazongdiatch." I'm thinking about making the last word part of a strange sound-effect. "Look! It's Eli-kun!" (Bazongdiatch!)

2004-11-03 [Doormat]: Look! it's Eli-kun!.....what a bastard ^-^

2004-11-04 [Eli-kun]: ...thank you. Thank you very much. Ah, I love this club...

2004-11-04 [Dil*]: *joyfully pushes [Doormat] down a flight of stairs* "Have a nice flight!"

2004-11-05 [Eli-kun]: See you next fall!

2004-11-05 [Doormat]: *throws a grenade a eli-kun's feet*, and you in spring!

2004-11-05 [Eli-kun]: ::watches as Diablo's still falling:: I hope you're enjoying your trip!

2004-11-05 [Doormat]: springing into death?

2004-11-05 [Eli-kun]: Eventually.

2004-11-05 [Dil*]: ..fun.

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: da bestest biatch is hirr!!

2004-11-15 [Dil*]: i'm way superior to everyone.

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: psshh...so you are lead to believe, but I forgive you..

2004-11-15 [Kaimee]: everyone go lookit my new piccccctureeeeeessss. and commmmpliment meeeeeeeeeee. lol :P

2004-11-15 [Dil*]: ...LOL, already have :P :P

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: OMG!! I am jealouse :/

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: Oh noes! saying that makes me so Not a superbitch!!

2004-11-15 [Dil*]: woot!

2004-11-15 [Doormat]: then are you a psycho-bitch? :)

2004-11-15 [kay-chan]: *compliments Kaimee* Now I must kill you for being so talented...

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: nah, we have enough psycho-bitches in my family!

2004-11-15 [Doormat]: thats what I called my fellow 3rd french horn.....now she's plotting to kill me.

2004-11-15 [Sunrose]: your what? lol!

2004-11-15 [Dil*]: ..murder the competition eh...sounds great :D

2004-11-15 [kay-chan]: It's always worked in the past. ^.^

2004-11-15 [Doormat]: The trick is to try to stab WHEN they have their back is turned...thus, backstabbing....frontstabbing has been proven much more difficult ^-^

2004-11-15 [Dil*]: we're such bastards =^_^=

2004-11-15 [kay-chan]: But I like the look on their faces of our utter betrayal. And the fact they go down knowing who did it. ^.^ Ain't it great?